The Curse

[Canary42]

An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove a curse he's
been living with for the last 40 years.


The Wizard says, "Certainly, but only if you can tell me the exact words
that were used to put the curse on you."



The old man replies without hesitation, "I now pronounce you man and wife."

[Sqad]

LOL.

[marval]

HaHa

[excelsior-1]

----- like it

[vulcan42]

that wasn't a curse, it was a sentence.