Menopause

[Hymie]

A Glaswegian took his wife to the local A&E, she had two black-eyes and a broken arm.

The doctor asked ‘What had happened to her?’

The husband replied that ‘She was going through the change.’

The doctor look bewildered ‘Women don’t suffer black-eyes and a broken arm when they go through the change.’

The Glaswegian replied ‘They do when it’s in my pocket.’

[excelsior-1]

LOL - only in glasgow

gold medal for that one, Hymie

[weecalf]

Should got the coppers for him .

[cupid04]

lol!

[marval]

lol

[cupid04]

Sounds like an aber we all know!