Bad Parrot

[marval]

An English professor complained to the pet shop proprietor.

"The parrot I purchased uses improper language."

"I'm surprised," said the owner. "I've never taught that bird to swear."

"Oh, it isn't that," explained the professor.

"But yesterday I heard him split an infinitive."

[excelsior-1]

LOL -- obviously needs more lessons back at the POLLY - technic