Disorder In Court

[Khandro]

Q, Are you sexually active?
> A. No, I just lie there.
>
> Q. What is your date of birth?
> A. July fifteenth.
> Q. What year?
> A. Every year
>
> Q. What gear were you in at the moment if impact?
> A. Gucci sweats and Reeboks.


There's lots more I'm afraid.
>

[Svejk]

go on then,,,,,,

[tonyav]

LOL, I like them.

[Khandro]

Well, if you insist;

> Q. This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?
> A. Yes.
> Q. And in what way does it affect your memory.
> A. I forget.
> Q. You forget. Can you give me an example of something you have
forgotten?
>
> Q. How old is your son, the one living with you?
> A. Thirty eight or thirty five, I cant remember which.
> Q. How long has he lived with you?
> A. Forty five years.
>
> Q. What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke up this
> morning?
> A. He said 'Where am I Cathy?'
> Q. And why did that upset you?
> A. My name is Susan.

Shall I go on?

[Svejk]

aye, crack on, khandro.

[tonyav]

LOL.

[Svejk]

are you typing them out?
http://www.webmasternow.com/copyandpaste.html

[DTCwordfan]

So what, svejk, they are good ones.

[Khandro]

> Q. Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in voodoo or the
> occult?
> A. We both do.
> Q. Voodoo?
> A. We do.
> Q. You do?
> A. Yes, voodoo.
>
> Q. Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in their sleep, he
> doesn't know about it until the next morning?
>
> Q. The youngest son, the twenty eight year old, how old is he?
>
> Q. Were you present when the your picture was taken?


more?

[Svejk]

so what? so what? do you know who I am!
carry on khandro, ignore the cheap seats.

[DTCwordfan]

The Prince of Copiers it sounds like.....or a Copyright Lawyer.

[marval]

These are very good

[excelsior-1]

very good, Khandro

[Khandro]

Q. So the date of conception ( of the baby )was August the 8th?
> A. Yes.
> Q. And what were you doing at the time?
>
> Q. She had three children, right?
> A. Yes.
> Q. How many were boys?
> A. None.
> Q. were there any girls?
>
> Q. How was your first marriage terminated?
> A. By death.
> Q. And by whose death was it terminated

Shall I continue ?

[pixie373]

Lol. Yes please...:-)

[tonyav]

Yes definitely, Khandro.

[anneasquith]

fabulous.....

[Khandro]

> Q. Can you describe the individual?
> A. He was about medium height and had a beard.
> Q. Was this a male or female?
>
> Q. Is your appearance here this morning pursuant of a deposition notice
> which I sent to your attorney?
> A. No, this is how I dress when I go to work.
>
> Q. Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people?
> A. All my autopsies are performed on dead people.
>


Encore?

[Svejk]

more, more, lol.

[scorpiojo]

Go on ...

[tonyav]

Yep, encore.