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cupid04 | 14:43 Thu 31st Jul 2014 | Jokes
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Q] Why did the ram run over the cliff?


A] He didn't see the ewe turn!
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Oi.
you're a kidder, cupid. x
She's acting the goat again ;-)
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Couldn't find any funny goat jokes ;-(
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Oi tony stop butting in...
Haven't you been to the dirty joke shop lately, cupes ?.
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No, tony..bit early...might get removed...
Ok cupes, after the watershed later.
What do you call an unemployed goat? Billy Idol.

What do you call a goat at sea? Billy Ocean.

What do you call a goat with one ear? Van goat.

What do you call a goat with a snick on its ear and a fly? Billy-Nick Clegg

What do you call a goat on a mountain? Hillbilly.

What do you call a Spanish goat with no back legs? Gracias.

What do you call a Welshman who owns 6 goats? A high-end pimp.

LOL, like those, DT.
Was that because someone had pulled the wool over their eyes?
that's shear madness, marvel.
I typed marvel with 2 As

marval
Was that because someone had pulled the wool over their eyes?

Did they get fleeced.
that's mad, the bloody thing never corrects spelling or anything.
Does the misspelt word not underline in Red ?.
I have seen red lines, usually under names an things.
Type something and deliberately misspell it, see if a Red line appears under it.
feck me, you're not just a pretty face
I just tried to spell face wrong and it corrected it before I sent it. I must have accidentally triggered a spell-checker.
Well fecking done, lol.

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