Tony And Bernie

[marval]

Tony and Bernie are headed home after a big night on the town.

Suddenly Tony accidentally hits a buck goat.

Bernie being the animal lover he is jumps out of the car and gives the goat artificial respiration and revives him.

Bernie says to Tony "He's going to be fine, but it's cold so we'll have to put him in the car to keep him warm."

Tony yells "What about the terrible stinking smell in my car?"

Bernie says "That's OK we'll hold the goat's nose!"

[Peaspeculiars]

Lol, poor goat

[cupid04]

LOL!

[tonyav]

DOH. shes at it again.

[marval]

Sorry tony.

[tonyav]

Yeah right ;-)

[Svejk]

Ha-ha, ;D

[Peaspeculiars]

Tony, I've always wondered, do you actually own a goat or is this all part of a slanderous campaign against your good nature?

[tonyav]

It's all part of the slanderous campaign started up by the supermodel and all round good egg !.

[Sipowicz]

You're kidding!

[tonyav]

Take no notice Sipowicz, she's acting the goat again.

[excelsior-1]

tee hee

[Peaspeculiars]

I see, then please explain this bumper sticker on yer car, hee, hee:

http://oi57.tinypic.com/wtzxis.jpg

[marval]

I love that Peas, very appropriate.

[tonyav]

Doh, I knew I should have parked the car around the corner !.

[Peaspeculiars]

..that's wot you get for not saving me a chip lol

;o)

[tonyav]

note to self, always remember to save peaspeculiars a chip.

[Peaspeculiars]

ta x

[pixie373]

:-)

[tonyav]

:-(

[pixie373]

Aaaaww xx