Food And Drink

[marval]

An explosion in a cheese shop leaves de-Brie everywhere.

Average gumbo is only medi-okra.

Dieting is wishful shrinking.

How to make leek soup: first you get a pot and then you take a leek.

Why did the cookie visit the doctor? He felt crummy.

I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time,” so I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.

There is a thin person inside me struggling to get out, but I keep him sedated with chocolate.

Did you hear about the cannibal who was expelled from school? He was buttering up his teacher.

Leftovers: Repast history.

My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four, unless there were three other people.

I drink too much. Last time I gave a urine sample there was an olive in it.

Hangover: The moaning after the night before.

Hangover: The wrath of grapes.