A Farmer's Dog........

[excelsior-1]

......goes missing and he is inconsolable.

His wife says to him, "why don't you put an ad in the paper to get him back".

The farmer does this, but after two weeks, no phone calls, the dog is still missing.

"What did you write in the paper?" asked his wife.

"Here boy," said the farmer.

[excelsior-1]

(sorry folks - wrong section)

[Zacs-Master]

Stop it.

[wolf63]

I rushed over to the law section to see if the Farmer's dog had got drunk, started a fight and accidentally got the lady dog down the road pregnant.

I would call the lady dog a Notch (birch) but it will get zapped.

[Old_Geezer]

Wrong paper. Probably reads the Barking Times.

[Peter Pedant]

brightens up an otherwise drab lawcolumn

[wolf63]

So - a lady dog using a capital B is a 'Notch'.
and
the same word with a small b but in brackets is a 'birch'.

So confuggling

[ABAuntie]

while it was fun to have this in Law I have moved it to jokes.

auntie xxx

[wolf63]

ABauntie - are you related to my Aunt Bessie?

[Svejk]

///Wrong paper. Probably reads the Barking Times. ///

or Staines Post.

[ABAuntie]

hi wolf63,

unless your Aunt Bessie is a gnome then I highly doubt it :-)

auntie xxx

[cupid04]

AB Auntie...What's that in your hand?

[ABAuntie]

cupid its my big wooden spoon

[Old_Geezer]

Another stirrer as Ed !

(wolf. she *IS* your Auntie Bessie as her alter ego !)