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McMouse | 09:59 Thu 23rd Oct 2014 | Jokes
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I've torn out my alarm system & de-registered from the Neighbourhood Watch.

I've got four Pakistani flags raised in my garden - one at each corner- and the black flag of ISIS in the centre.

The local police, Scotland Yard, and other intelligence services are all watching my house 24/7.

I've never felt safer.
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LOL!!! might be the only way.. ;0)
You might get shot when you pick up the garden rake, McMouse.

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