Texting Pioneer Passes Away

[ChillDoubt]

Apparently the inventor of predictive text has died.


His funfair will be hello on Sundial.

[-Talbot-]

lollipop

[1ozzy]

Well sink a lunch of flours

[FrogNog]

half half

[Hopkirk]

I heard of a guy who texted his wife to say he would be laste home as he was going to the PTA after work
(for those who don't know, this means Parents & Teachers Association)

It came out as going to the pub after work.

[anaxcrosswords]

Coincides with the passing of the inventor of Nomex fireproof racing overalls.
Funeral service takes place tomorrow followed by cremation on Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Monday and most of Tuesday.

[ChillDoubt]

This is a good one:

A man received the following text from his neighbour:

I am so sorry Bob. I've been riddled with guilt and I have to confess. I have been tapping your wife, day and night when you're not around. In fact, more than you. I'm not getting any at home, but that's no excuse. I can no longer live with the guilt and I hope you will accept my sincerest apology with my promise that it won't happen again.

The man, anguished and betrayed, went into his bedroom, grabbed his gun, and without a word, shot his wife and killed her.

A few moments later, a second text came in:

Damn autocorrect. I meant "wifi", not "wife".

[Hopkirk]

Lovely