Boss

[lindapalmara]

Gloria Eppengellender, a secretary, got an expensive pen as a birthday gift from her boss, away from home on a business meeting.

She sent her boss a 'Thank You' note via SMS.

The wife read the text, as some wives do and angrily showed her husband the message upon his return, "Your penis wonderful, I enjoyed using it last night. Thanks."

[1ozzy]

Predictive text is a wonderful thing..

[marval]

lol

[zebo]

Apparently when De Gaulle retired his wife was asked, during a dinner in London, what she was looking forward to, her reply was, in her French accent, "a penis", which was subsequently deciphered as being "happiness"