One For The Kids...

[Chipchopper]

Q, Why is the number 6 afraid of the number 7 ?.

A, Because the number 7...8...9.

[tonyav]

A bit early for Christmas crackers isn't it, Chipchopper ;-)

[Chipchopper]

You aint seen nothing yet. Tone!

[tonyav]

LOL, gawd help us.

[Chipchopper]

Maybe it is a little early for cannibalistic numbers :-)

[murraymints]

pmsl !!

[DTCwordfan]

What does a cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend?

Wipes his butt.

[murraymints]

oh nooo DT...nooooo....

[1ozzy]

Did you find that one in a Christmas cracker Dtc?

[murraymints]

wat do you call a boomerang that wont come back ?









A STICK !

[murraymints]

Hi Oz xx that one was for you !

[DTCwordfan]

yep - Fortnum and Masons.....

[DTCwordfan]

A cannibal went for a walk and he passed his brother.

[DTCwordfan]

Cannibals and Numbers....hmmmph, here's one.

The cannibal family was eating dinner. One son says, “I really hate my math teacher.” The other son says, “I know. He’s so tough!” The mother tells them, “Quit complaining. If you don’t like the meat, just eat the noodles.”

[1ozzy]

Keep em coming...

Time I started work...

[DTCwordfan]

Q: Why did the Aboriginal inventor invent clear plastic rubbish bins?

A: So his mates could go window-shopping.

[maggiebee]

Did you hear about the little boy from the cannibal family? He was 8 before he was 7.

[1ozzy]

Q: What is big, black and stuffs kangaroos?

A: Bus tyres.

[1ozzy]

Q: What do you call an aboriginal dressed in a suit?

A: The defendant

[1ozzy]

An aboriginal lady walks into a country pub
Barman states "We don't serve you lot here, there is a pub 10 minutes down the road that will.
She replies "Do you know who I am?".
"I'm Cathy Freeman", in an indignant tone.
"Well" replies the barman, " It'll only be 2 minutes down the road then".

[roger]

"Mummy I don't like my baby brother" - "Well push him to the side of your plate and eat your chips then"