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sunny-dave | 13:43 Tue 25th Nov 2014 | Jokes
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"Remember as days get colder animals are attracted to the warmth of cars so check wheel arches or other hiding places."

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It wont get through the M.oo.T.... defective horn.
12:06 Wed 26th Nov 2014
I bet that's a cow to remove ;-)
With a bit of assistance you'd soon heifer off the bonnet.
Now that's some hood ornament: usually, only the horns are used:)
Ooops, "bonnet".
Should improve the steer-ing
Good job the car wasn't fitted with bull bars.
There was a man lion under a car at our local garage .Think he was checking the brake cubs .
What a cow'ood.
I can see this thread being milked for all it's worth
I never saw a bonnet cow
I never wish to see one
but this I'll tell you anyhow
I'd rather see than be one.
That cow needed milking.....terrible when your udder is dragging in the snow.... :-(
Come on now get it MOOOOOOOVED.
Looks Friesian...

Thora Hird needed
I'm really quite cowed by the sight.
I'd soon give that the hoof.
Is that a cowdalack ?
No, but it appears to be fitted with a cattleitic converter.
Pull the udder one, dave, I'm going down to the bookies and put a steak on the chances of seeing a cow sitting on a 'Beef Massively Wrecked' this winter.
Anax, You deserve a pat on the back for that!
Do cows like big ends?

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