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paulllambert | 17:31 Tue 30th Dec 2014 | Jokes
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she had painted her eyebrows too high.
She looked surprised.
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we might make a 'rod' for our backs with that one - break out the warning cones.....
21:14 Tue 30th Dec 2014
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It gets me ret ina
21:16 Tue 30th Dec 2014
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Should have gone to Specsavers
21:22 Tue 30th Dec 2014
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She should lower her sights.
21:23 Tue 30th Dec 2014
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High eye!
21:23 Tue 30th Dec 2014
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Eye can't believe you're still on this....
21:25 Tue 30th Dec 2014
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It's set well in its socket, slappy.....
21:31 Tue 30th Dec 2014
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someone will pull the lid over it at some point mate
21:33 Tue 30th Dec 2014
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It's not one of them low brow posts.
21:33 Tue 30th Dec 2014
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Just a nod and a wink should do it.
21:34 Tue 30th Dec 2014
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:-)
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