I Told My Missus

[paulllambert]

she had painted her eyebrows too high.
She looked surprised.

[frugalfred]

These jokes are getting cornea and cornea.

[Arksided]

Aye... they are.

[stuey]

He deserves 20 lashes!

[frugalfred]

Blinking heck!

[ducksie]

too high brow for this section

[stuey]

I bet his wife's name is Iris.

[frugalfred]

It could be an optical illusion, of course.

[Clanad]

Eye see... did it happen on March 15?

[stuey]

All these puns are real tearjerkers.

[bibblebub]

she used eyeliner because she thought her ship was coming in

[bibblebub]

i've just made the thread even cilia

[DTCwordfan]

How cheeky is this.....

[stuey]

I don't suppose that duct-tape would help with the problem.

[Psybbo]

Hm, you should lower your expectations

[aelmpvw]

don't get these puns, must be some sort of aqueous humour

[frugalfred]

a veritable cataract of puns...

[stuey]

I don't see any humour: I must have a blind-spot.

[Clanad]

Enough aqueous humor, already... we're to help the unlearned pupils...

[bibblebub]

she now reckons that she's a dancer because she did the black bottom after she mistook mascara for cascara

[Clanad]

Have you thought of getting her an iPad for the next birthday