From When Tony Was Pm

[Hymie]

Often Mr Blair would walk the short distance from Downing Street to the Houses of Parliament, rather than take his ministerial car. On one occasion he encountered a prostitute, who offered him her services, calling out in a loud voice ‘£250 to you PM’. Taken aback at her brashness, Tony responded ‘£5 and not a penny more’, as he walked briskly past her.

This encounter became a regular occurrence whenever the PM walked to parliament and the prostitute happened to be touting for business – with the same exchange of words each time.

Then one day, the PM had cause to walk to parliament with his wife Cheri - holding hands as they walked past the street walker, she called out to the PM ‘See what you get for £5’.

[factor-fiction]

Makes a change from the other involving ACLB that have been doing the rounds for years

[jno]

From when William the Conqueror was king, more likely