Marriage

[marval]

A man is getting married, and is standing by his bride at the church.

Standing by him is his golf clubs and bag.

His bride whispers, "What are your golf clubs doing here?"

And the man said "This is not going to take all day is it?"

[Arksided]

Lol, hoping for the club-house not the dog-house.

[Psybbo]

I swear that was my brother-in-law!

[Arksided]

I bet she found them convenient for the poor unsuspecting muppet.

[Quoi]

The hospital said the no 1 Wood was the hardest to remove.

[Psybbo]

An Air-Shot?

[Arksided]

If she was really tee'd off I think it'll been a fairway to go.

[DaisyNonna]

Not remotely funny

[Arksided]

Would you swing for him?

[BlackadderV]

Reminds me of the four chaps playing golf when they spot a cortege in the distance. One of them immediately lays down his club, removes his cap and bows his head. Later one of the foursome commented on how respectful that had been. "Well,", said the other chap, "she was a good wife to me for over forty years".