The Biker

[maggiebee]

A drover from a huge cattle station in the outback appeared before St.
Peter at the Pearly Gates.

"Have you ever done anything of particular merit?" St. Peter asked.

"Well, I can think of one thing," the drover offered.

"Once, on a trip to the back blocks of Broken Hill out in New South
Wales, I came across a gang of bikers who were threatening a young
sheila. I told them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen. So I
approached the largest and most heavily tattooed bikie and smacked him
in his face, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw
it on the ground.
I yelled, "Now, back off,or I'll kick the *** out of the lot of ya"

St. Peter was impressed, "When did this happen?"


"A couple of minutes ago."

[janbee]

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