Möbius Strip Joke

[joggerjayne]

Why did the chicken cross the Möbius Strip?

To get to the other ... err ... oh

[joggerjayne]

// You'll be telling us next that "glass" rhymes with "farce //

Well, err, yes.

Although "latte" rhymes with "pâté" ... not with "part way"

[Peter Pedant]

Zax ! put your funny cap on !

she has written LOL after the comment AND put it in the FUNNY section showing that it is a good pun....

[Peter Pedant]

Byron found a rhyme for Euxine as in Euxine Sea,
but was flummoxed by 'chimney'

[joggerjayne]

"pukes in" ??

[shoota]

When I was at school in Yorkshire one would have rhymed 'chimney' with 'nimbly'...

[Peter Pedant]

yes! it was pukes in!

- - - - -- - ----------- The Euxine
Sea, which every mere mortal pukes in.

[Peter Pedant]

Shoota

chimney and nimney.....
that is because the el in a word ( not at the beginning ) is velative and very near to the en sound....

where was that ?

[joggerjayne]

Cripes, PP ... that was only a guess ...

I wasn't even confident about how to pronounce it.

[shoota]

The chimbleys were in 'Uddersfield PP.

[mushroom25]

//why did the seagull cross the road?//

to *** all over Birmingham City, it seems.

[joggerjayne]

Good result for the Seagulls.

We needed it. We're only 3 points clear of the relegation zone.

:o(

[Zacs-Master]

Hence my (rather poor and I'll informed) 'joke'.

[joggerjayne]

:o)

[Clanad]

Actually, the belittled and bemoaned Moebius has only one edge…

"There once was a woman named List
Whose mouth had a funny half-twist
She'd turned both her lips
Into a Moebius strips…
Until she kissed you, you haven't been kissed!

[Canary42]

This thread is going on for ever - like a Mobius Strip :)