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50 Shades Of Grey

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retrocop | 11:32 Wed 25th Feb 2015 | Jokes
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Back and forth . . . . back and forth . . . .






In and out . . . . in and out . . . .



A little to the right . . . . a little to the left . . ..



She could feel the sweat on her forehead . . . .



Between her breasts . . . . and, trickling down the small of her back . . . .



She was getting near to the end . . . . !!



He was in ecstasy . . . . with a huge smile on his face as his wife moved . . . .



Forwards then backwards . . . .Forward then backward . . . .



Again . . . . and, again . . . . !!



Her heart was pounding now . . . .



Her face was flushed . . . .



She moaned . . . . softly at first, then began to groan louder . . . .



Finally . . . . totally exhausted . . . . she let outa piercing scream . . . .



She shouted . . . . :






















"OK, OK, you smug git, I can't parallel park . . ..



You do it . . . . !!"



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Lol, get yer helmet on, retro.
Like it:)
Very, very, good!! LOL
If people want to see the real 50 shades of grey, then just look in their Granddad's underwear drawer.

BTW Retro, I loved your joke xx

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