Groan

[marval]

Artifacts and gifts for tourists are a major portion of an Indian reservation's economy.

Thousands of visitors tour reservations each year and will not leave without purchasing at least one memento of traditional Indian culture.

One enterprising Native American was able to outsell all of his competitors in the category of wooden dolls by selling them at a fraction of the cost others had to charge for them.

Upon examining his dolls closely, they found that where hard wood was traditionally used, this Native American would use cheap pine on which he glued thin pieces of fine mahogany, thus being able to produce the dolls at an incredibly reduced price.

While he claimed his dolls were still authentic Indian dolls, his competitors complained that they were only cheap Sioux veneers.





Usquequaque in fimus; tantum sublimitas varius.

[excelsior-1]

LOL

[Chipchopper]

They need Dakota paint :-)

[Arksided]

He'll be lucky not to get Sioux-ed.

[tonyav]

Not an Apache on the originals then, marval.

[DaisyNonna]

The best mementos are made by Shy Anne

[Clanad]

Nothing to Crow about...

[stuey]

This is all quite Erie.

[DTCwordfan]

Chic-a-saw you did mucho better than this shaw-nee load a rabbish.

[stuey]

Clanad, I see from your picture that you are nava (without) hos.

[magicmick]

If he had a lot of dolls did he have a donkey to totem?.

[planeloco]

If I wanted to stay on one of these reservations would I be able to stay in an hotel or would the organisers be INTENT on me sleeping under canvas ??
Kenny, Anglesey Island, just round the corner from
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[Jackdaw33]

The Tea Pee doesn't sound an attractive beverage.

[Clanad]

Stuey, that makes me extra cautious not to Kicka-Poo