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marval | 17:35 Fri 24th Apr 2015 | Jokes
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I was nibbling the top of a Magnum earlier.


It's a good job I'd remembered to put the safety catch on.
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A barrel of laughs.
21:15 Fri 24th Apr 2015
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I would prefer a magnum of champagne
21:22 Fri 24th Apr 2015
Avatar Image Svejk
You're getting a bit cocky now.
21:25 Fri 24th Apr 2015
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he aims to please.
21:26 Fri 24th Apr 2015
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but keeps missing the target.(boom, boom)
21:27 Fri 24th Apr 2015
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I always wanted one of these.
http://www.pictures.musclecarjungle.com/d/4097-2/1972-challenger-440-magnum-engine.jpg
21:29 Fri 24th Apr 2015
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Who is the butt of this joke?
21:30 Fri 24th Apr 2015
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The butt of Ross Poldark is no joke.
21:39 Fri 24th Apr 2015
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:-)
05:17 Sat 25th Apr 2015

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