I Was

[marval]

I was nibbling the top of a Magnum earlier.


It's a good job I'd remembered to put the safety catch on.

[excelsior-1]

LOL - that's a high calibre joke

[DTCwordfan]

shooting down to the shops next, marval?

[excelsior-1]

this joke could trigger lots of responses

[Chipchopper]

Hope he didn't get cross with you.........oh right, that magnum.

[excelsior-1]

well, i assumed this thread would be barrelling along by now

[DTCwordfan]

Just one Magnum,
give it to me,
lethal pistola from of Italy,
steamy Beretta and Glock-o dream,
Give me an Itai cannon,
or even a Wall's ice cream.

[scorpiojo]

Been rifling through the freezer?

[tonyav]

Careful jo, or she'll come gunning for you.

[DTCwordfan]

it's a stock product for her, one that's an easy sight on the eyes - she probably bought them at Target in the States.

[scorpiojo]

lol Tony ;)

[Svejk]

You deserve a rocket.

[Svejk]

You could have blown your head into hundreds & thousands.

[Tilly2]

Happiness is a cold gun.

[tonyav]

Well !, D ya feel lucky ?. Media URL: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/general-election-2015/11509637/Labour-deal-with-SNP-would-lead-to-new-flood-of-immigration-warns-report.html
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[tonyav]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X0lvp7a7pmk

[Tilly2]

Bang bang, shoot shoot.

[DTCwordfan]

she unloaded in her knickers....chitty, chitty, bang bang.

[marval]

Good answers all.

I saw Svejk's answer and thought, uzi?

[askyourgran]

That triggered a good response marval.

[marval]

It did askyourgran , I was stunned.