Birthday Present

[excelsior-1]

It's my wife's birthday tomorrow - last week I asked her what she wanted as a present.


"Oh, I don't know", she said . "just give me something with diamonds"


That's why I'm giving her a pack of playing cards.

[cupid04]

Lol, your heart's not in it is it excel!

[bookbinder]

That's an ace idea for a present!

[scorpiojo]

That's nothing to brag about

[bookbinder]

...but it looks like a good deal.

[Xeronema]

You could take her to bed and poker.

[DTCwordfan]

I don't think she will be in 'the club' tomorrow night.....

[Psybbo]

She'll hit you with a spade!

[Xeronema]

I think my last remark was a little uncalled for. Someone give me a Spade so I can dig further.

[Xeronema]

Psybbo: You beat me at that draw. Lets called it deuces.

[Psybbo]

You're not likely to turn up trumps, Excel...........

[Xeronema]

I've run out of puns :( could you give me a 'hand'.

[Psybbo]

Lets cut for it, Diz

[Xeronema]

Psybbo: Don't we just make a good Pair.

[Baldric]

Bit of a Joker that Excel!

[Psybbo]

Whist Diz, don't tell everybody!

[scorpiojo]

..but his heart's in the right place

[retrocop]

And one for his nob!

[Xeronema]

Psybbo: I'll shuffle and you can split.

[Xeronema]

Well I went 'all in' and went 'bust' on that last 'one'. I should of 'checked' before taking the 'bet' that it wouldn't 'flop'. Next time I'm going 'hold' for a 'Queen' instead of getting a 'joker' :( That'll be the ace up my sleeve.

[Baldric]

After all that, I'm going to Fold!