Birthday Present

[excelsior-1]

It's my wife's birthday tomorrow - last week I asked her what she wanted as a present.


"Oh, I don't know", she said . "just give me something with diamonds"


That's why I'm giving her a pack of playing cards.

[DTCwordfan]

We don't want to see you jack off, diz.

[Psybbo]

You gotta know when to hold, know when to fold

[DTCwordfan]

Music for you, excel....

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GYKJuDxYr3I

[DTCwordfan]

An alternative for the wife....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fk0V_GGa2XM

[coffeeboy]

Is his name Jack

[lady-janine]

did she treat you like a king?

[Georgiesmum]

Its no big deal. It just means you are sleeping in the shed tonight..

[excelsior-1]

lol - one person responds & everybody follows suit