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Dirty Forker
As the waiter presented the menu, the newly seated diner said "I’m sorry but I am blind and can’t read the menu. If you just bring me a few dirty forks from previous customers I will smell them and order from there."
The confused waiter retrieved 3 used forks and handed them to the blind diner who smells each one with a deep inhalation before saying "Ah, yes, that’s what I’ll have -- The steak with mashed potatoes and carrots."
The blind man ate his meal and thanked the waiter with a generous tip before he left.
The same thing happened again but on the third time the disbelieving waiter thought he would trick the blind man by getting the waitress to rub the fork on her inner thigh before handing it over.
As usual the waiter gave the blind man the dirty forks but as he got to the last one the blind man took a deep whiff and exclaimed, "Hey I didn’t know Mary worked here..."
The confused waiter retrieved 3 used forks and handed them to the blind diner who smells each one with a deep inhalation before saying "Ah, yes, that’s what I’ll have -- The steak with mashed potatoes and carrots."
The blind man ate his meal and thanked the waiter with a generous tip before he left.
The same thing happened again but on the third time the disbelieving waiter thought he would trick the blind man by getting the waitress to rub the fork on her inner thigh before handing it over.
As usual the waiter gave the blind man the dirty forks but as he got to the last one the blind man took a deep whiff and exclaimed, "Hey I didn’t know Mary worked here..."
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