Art Investment
The lawyer says to the wealthy art collector tycoon:
“I have some good news and, I have some bad news…”
The tycoon replies: “I've had an awful day, let’s hear the good news first?
The lawyer says: “Well your wife invested £2,000 in two pictures this week that she figures are worth a minimum of £10 to £20 million.”
The tycoon replies enthusiastically:
“Well done…very good news indeed!
You've just made my day; now what’s the bad news?”
The lawyer answers:
“The pictures are of you with your secretary.”