Who Is Eric?.........

[Shaglene]

Well, Eric is the geezer who got home late one night:
Marilyn his wife was waiting for him with ..........
"Where the hell have you been?"
Eric replies "I was getting a tattoo!"

"A tattoo? What kind of tattoo did you get?"
"I got a hundred dollar note tattooed on my willy" he said proudly.
"What the hell were you thinking?" she said, shaking her head in disgust.
"Why on earth would a Chartered Accountant get a hundred dollar note tattooed on his willy?"

"Well...One, I like to watch my money grow.
Two, once in a while I like to play with my money.
Three, I like how money feels in my hand..
And lastly... Instead of you going out shopping all the time,
now you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want!!"

Eric is currently in the Intensive Care Unit.