Who Is Eric?................

[Shaglene]

Well, Eric is the geezer who got home late one night:
Marilyn his wife was waiting for him with .......... "Where the hell have you been?"
Eric replies "I was getting a tattoo!"
"A tattoo? What kind of tattoo did you get?"
"I got a £50 note tattooed on my willy" he said proudly.
"What the hell were you thinking?" she said, shaking her head in disgust. "Why on earth would a Chartered Accountant get a £50 note tattooed on his willy?"
"Well...One, I like to watch my money grow. Two, once in a while I like to play with my money. Three, I like how money feels in my hand.. And lastly... Instead of you going out shopping all the time, now you can stay right here at home and blow fifty quid any time you want!!"
Eric is currently in the Intensive Care Unit.

[lady-janine]

i'm surprised he is still alive.

[janbee]

^^^ as you say LJ. It would be his last memory.

[waterboatman]

How did he get to be allowed out on his own?

[lady-janine]

was he detached from his £50? not at all surprised if he and it were in two different places.

[waterboatman]

OUCH!!

[1ozzy]

Marilyn is probably still waiting for her change.

[waterboatman]

£49.99

[1ozzy]

I find that a bit hard to swallow Boaty.

[waterboatman]

He had illusions of grandeur oz.

[1ozzy]

Is this thread heading somewhere?

[waterboatman]

Down the drain I reckon.

[1ozzy]

Yeah, should stop while we still have a grip on it.

[waterboatman]

Good plan. :o}

[lankeela]

Do these jokes just get recycIed every few months? ShagIene aII your jokes have been on here before