Flawless Male Logic At Its Best

[retrocop]

Woman: Do you drink beer?
Man: Yes
Woman: How many beers a day?
Man: Usually about 3
Woman: How much do you pay per beer?
Man: £3
Woman: And how long have you been drinking?
Man: About 30 years, I suppose
Woman: So a beer costs £3 and you have 3 beers a day
which puts your spending each month at £270.
In one year, it would be approximately £3,240 correct?
Man: I suppose so
Woman: If in 1 year you spend £3,240 not accounting for
inflation, the past 30 years puts your spending at£97,200 correct?
Man: I suppose that's correct
Woman: Do you know that if you didn't drink so much beer, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for
compound interest for the past 30 years, you could have now bought a Ferrari?
Man: Do you drink beer?
Woman: No

Man: So where's your bloody Ferrari then?

[-SharonA-]

Love this one!

[Canary42]

Perfect

[Shaglene]

That could be my wife talking...................