The Plane Leaves Heathrow.......

[Shaglene]

The plane leaves Heathrow Airport under the control of a Jewish captain.
His co-pilot is Chinese. It's the first time they've flown together and an awkward silence between the two seems to indicate a mutual dislike.

Once they reach cruising altitude, the Jewish captain activates the
auto-pilot, leans back in his seat, and mutters, 'I don't like Chinese.. .'

'No rike Chinese?' asks the co-pilot, 'Why not?'

'You people bombed Pearl Harbour , that's why!'

'No, no', the co-pilot protests, 'Chinese not bomb Peahl Hahbah! That
Japanese, not Chinese.'

'Japanese, Chinese, Vietnamese....Doesn't matter, you're all alike!'

There's a few minutes of silence...

'I no rike Jews!' the co-pilot suddenly announces.

'Oh yeah, why not?' asks the captain.

'Jews sink Titanic!' says the co-pilot.

'What? That's insane! Jews didn't sink the Titanic!' exclaims the
captain, 'It was an iceberg!'

'Iceberg, Goldberg, Greenberg, Rosenberg , no mattah...all frucking same!!'

[Khandro]

Yo!

[coffeeboy]

Velly funny