Aqua Mania

[Chipchopper]

Q, Why was the clam worried about going to the disco ?.




A, He thought he might pull a mussel.

[frugalfred]

How shellfish of him!

[frugalfred]

Or maybe someone swiped his oyster card.

[Chipchopper]

His favourite song is prawn to be wild.

[Captain2]

Warms the cockles of your heart a joke like that.

[frugalfred]

Chipchopper, that warmed the cockles of my heart!

[frugalfred]

Great minds think alike, Captain!

[Captain2]

Like sole mates Fred ;))

[Chipchopper]

He did pull a mussel and had to limpet home.

[frugalfred]

Sole mates, Captain, bit I know my plaice!

[Chipchopper]

Next morning, he couldn't remember much about the night before but he thinks he might have been mollusked.

[Jackdaw33]

He was probably frightened that he might catch a dose of crabs.

[maggiebee]

Did he think he was turbo(t) charged?

[frugalfred]

Did he get his winkle out?

[marval]

Eel have to go with jokes like this.

[tonyav]

Better get his skates on then.

[Canary42]

But he drew the line at Octopussy :)

[tonyav]

That might of cost him a few squid though, Canary.

[frugalfred]

That's a red herring, tonyav!

[tonyav]

Not if he wore a cod piece, fred.

[frugalfred]

What a load of pollocks!