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cupid04 | 02:41 Wed 04th Nov 2015 | Jokes
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Q] What do you call a lazy baby kangaroo?

A] A pouch potato.


Q]What do you call a talking kangaroo?

A] A quantum leap.


Q] How does a kangaroo pick his favourite rugby team?

A] He jumps on the bandwagon.
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So where are the three jokes?
02:45 Wed 04th Nov 2015
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Don't give up me day job are you saying...
02:48 Wed 04th Nov 2015
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Q. Why do kangaroo mums hate bad weather?

A. Their joeys have to play inside!

Q. What do you get when you cross a kangaroo with sheep?

A. A woolly jumper!

I've been experimenting with making a high-class drink based on an infusion of eucalyptus leaves.

It's koala tea.
03:00 Wed 04th Nov 2015
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What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with an alien?
A Mars-upial

What kind of music do kangaroos listen to?
Hip Hop

What kind of music do sophisticated kangaroos listen to?
Hopera.
18:47 Wed 04th Nov 2015

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