Laugh Or Cry!

[maggiebee]

What anti-perspirant do Irish people use?
To be Sure, To be Sure....

Paddy is doing some roofing for Murphy
As he nears the top of the ladder he starts shaking and getting dizzy
He calls down to Murphy and says "I tink I will ave to go home, I've gone all giddy and I feel sick."
Murphy asks "Ave yer got vertigo Paddy?"
Paddy replies "No, I only live round the corner."

[Togo]

// Oh, I'm thinking of Witney. The blanket place//

Houston is a long way to go for blankets Tilly

[Tilly2]

Houston, we have a problem!

[Togo]

Reminds me of Paddy at the job interview. Asked how many letters in the alphabet, he replied, 21. The interviewer asked how do you come to that answer Paddy? Paddy says well yesterday MFI and B and Q got blown up.

[marval]

Paddy Murphy arrived at Boston's Logon airport and wandered about the terminal with tears streaming down his cheeks. An Texan asked him if he was homesick.

'No,' replied the Irishman. 'It's worse, I've lost all me luggage.'

'That's terrible, how did that happen?'

'The cork fell out of me bottle', said Paddy.

[zebo]

Paddy and Seamus went for job interviews. Paddy went in first and came out smiling. "It's easy but he'll ask you a question and the answer's....." and he whispered to Seamus.
Seamus came out looking glum. "It was going well til the question" "Did you say Richard da T'ird?" "No, all I could remember was Dick da Sh it"

[janbee]

:-)

[Shaglene]

Zebo, that reminds me of the one about the young boy at school reading a book. The teacher asks him what the book is about. Boy replies "Its about chuff-chuffs." The teacher says, "You are are at school now. No more baby talk - they are trains." Later the boy is reading another book. Again the teacher asks the same question. Boy replies,"Brum-brum cars." Teacher says,"I've told you that you are at school now so no more baby talk - they are motor cars." Later the boy is reading a third book and the teacher again asks him what the book is about. The boy says,"Winnie the Sh it."