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EDDIE51 | 19:57 Fri 04th Dec 2015 | Jokes
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The question about shoplifting in Boots reminds me of this classic.
A guy goes into a pharmacy and asks the assistant '' Do you sell bed pans?''
''Sorry, we are out of stock'' replies the assistant '' Have you tried Boots?''
''No good '' says the customer '' it comes out of the lace holes!''
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LOL.
19:59 Fri 04th Dec 2015
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Splutter...............
20:43 Fri 04th Dec 2015
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In the old schoolboy version of my youthful days it was condoms.
20:45 Fri 04th Dec 2015
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They must be potty!
21:02 Fri 04th Dec 2015
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A lady goes to the Wonderbra shop but she was unable to get a bra that fitted.
The assistant said, "Have you tried Binns?"
She said,"Yes but they rattle."
13:54 Sat 05th Dec 2015
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lol
14:55 Sat 05th Dec 2015

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