Yule Be Sorry...

[Chipchopper]

Which famous playwright was terrified of Christmas ?

Noel Coward.

[Chipchopper]

I'm having a Swift one now...in my coffee, I mean.

[retrocop]

Farquhar?

[Chipchopper]

I'm into Kipling....mince pies that is.

[retrocop]

I am off to iron my Brechts. Hope I don't Synge them.!!

[retrocop]

Where are we all going for a drink. The Waterhouse?

[Chipchopper]

Take a spare pair if your playing golf....you might get a hole in one!

[marval]

I shall have to shake my spear at you.

[Shaglene]

This is Fleming good

[Chipchopper]

The turkey is Browning, so I, better check it, don't want no Burns.

[retrocop]

That would put a Blyton your Christmas :-(

[scorpiojo]

Are you going to Blake a few mince pies, or buy some Mr Kipling ones?