The Happy Wanderer...

[Chipchopper]

Whilst on a hiking/camping trip, I was forced to pitch my tent on a village green, due to it starting to get dark.

First thing the following morning, the village bobby, rudely woke me and told me, I was being arrested.

"On what grounds" I declared!

"Loitering within tent" He snarled angrily!

[marval]

What a guy you are.

[Tilly2]

I like that one. :-)

[Togo]

Just tell him you're Polish and were pegged out.

[Hopkirk]

Nice to see a clean joke for a change.

[waterboatman]

I like it! :o}

[Svejk]

Were you in a flap?

[Chipchopper]

No, not in a flap.....Just a little tense.

[Svejk]

Lucky you weren't prosecuted. You could haversack.

[Zacs-Master]

You should have discussed the matter in the bell end.

[Clanad]

You should have canvassed the neighborhood for witnesses...

[Svejk]

I'd say it was a primus facie case.