A Man United ....

[melv16]

....fan walks into a travel agents and asks where's a good place in England to go on holiday.
You can't beat Southampton says the travel agent...

[Hopkirk]

I don't think Tony thinks about actually scoring, just defending.

[DaisyNonna]

Really?

[tonyav]

Ooooh I have scoring on my mind most of the time, Hopkirk :-)

[Hopkirk]

Tony Pulis, not TonyAV

[Tilly2]

I read that as Tony Pulls! Must get my specs changed!

[tonyav]

Have I, Yilly.

[Tilly2]

I don't know! Have you?

[tonyav]

I don't know, I'll go and get my specs.

[DaisyNonna]

Scotch and water for me please Melv

[Togo]

LOL Hopkirk the best delayed gag on here for ages.

[Tilly2]

Actually, I'd rather have an Irish Mist, if it's going free.

[tonyav]

Welsh whiskey.
http://www.tesco.com/groceries/product/details/?id=257477018

We recommend serving Penderyn neat, with a few drops of spring water or with ice.

Now thats a line I don't understand, I thought neat mean't no water and no ice.

[tonyav]

Daisy, water is no good for you. It's full of bacteria you know.

[Togo]

It means don't spill any av.

[DaisyNonna]

So I've been told!

[Tilly2]

I'll leave you all to it. Goodnight.

Sweet dreams, all.

[tonyav]

Ah righto, now that I do understand.

[tonyav]

Gnight Yilly.

Yes I know, Daisy.

[DaisyNonna]

Thistle protect me!

[tonyav]

Yep, kills 99% of household germs I believe.