Milk

[coffeeboy]

A man just threw a pint of milk at me.

How dairy.

[murraymints]

hmmmmmm....

[Jackdaw33]

You probably egged him on.

[Jackdaw33]

That's the whey things go, mate, hard cheese!

[pixie374]

Yoghurt to throw one back then

[scorpiojo]

Caerphilly

[Jackdaw33]

What udder nonsense!

[Hopkirk]

Did it make you shake?

[Jackdaw33]

The guy was probably (E)mmental.

[elliemay1]

Did he lose his bottle?

[Tilly2]

butterfingers!

[Hopkirk]

Just say to him "curd you not do that please"

[Chipchopper]

was it past-your-eyes'd

[DaisyNonna]

Some cheesey replies

[Tilly2]

Actually, that did make me laugh out loud. Thanks, coffeeboy.

[coffeeboy]

I'm really milking these comments

[DTCwordfan]

this thread has gone tits up....

[marval]

I bet you didn't calf like that.

[tonyav]

Pull the udder one, coffeeboy.

[Berniecuddles2]

i would have creamed him one!

[Svejk]

You aven't got the bottle, Bernie.