Don't Trust The Veg!

[Chipchopper]

Q: Why shouldn't you tell a secret on a farm ?

A: Because the potatoes have eyes, the corn has ears and the beans talk.

[Canary42]

No wonder they leek.

[marval]

I can't beet that joke.

[Chipchopper]

Lettuce not get carried away

[vulcan42]

Amaizing!!

[maggiebee]

Leek Canary? Are you sure they're not just having a pea?

[Togo]

That's barley worth posting.

[sunny-dave]

I was hoping this joke would eventually turnip

[Togo]

Reminds me of the old gag about the old gardener, who when asked if his wife helped out, replied. No she just hides behind the beans and peas.