Soaps?

[Patsy33]

My friend said she was fed up with the rubbish on TV. I said what about the soaps?. She replied, 'SOAPS!?, I've washed my hands of them!' ......

[marval]

A man stole a case of soap from the corner store. The police said he made a clean getaway.

[Patsy33]

I bet he's a slippery character......

[elliemay1]

Did he get any Comfort from it?

[retrocop]

That was Bold!

[elliemay1]

Daz he always do things like that?

[MargoTester]

He was off in a flash

[Jackdaw33]

I'm DAZzled by your repartee.

[MargoTester]

Was he a hOMO sapien

[Patsy33]

Time and Tide waits for no man.....

[Ken4155]

You lot don't half write a load of old carbolics sometimes:-)

[Patsy33]

Yeah, and you wanna wash your mouth out with it!

[Ken4155]

^^
Give over, you've got me all nostalgic, now:-)

[Jackdaw33]

I Oxydolently came across this thread.

[dannyk13]

While SURFing?

[Patsy33]

I expect after all that SURFing, he feels washed out....

[Patsy33]

I expect after all that SURFing, he feels washed out....

[marval]

Thieves had broken into my house and stolen everything except my soap, shower gel, towels and deodorant. Dirty ***

[Patsy33]

Do you think they' ll come clean??

[retrocop]

I have been having problems all last week with AB and logging on/off. Think it must be my Ariel.