A Rum Do

[Chipchopper]

A senior citizen was fired from his job as a part-time security guard at a wines and spirits warehouse.

The man who has not been named for legal reasons was nicknamed 'The Exorcist' by colleagues, after it was noticed that spirits would often disappear after his night-shift duties.

His case comes up next Wednesday

[marval]

That's the spirit, it beats taking a tonic.

[Old_Geezer]

He ought not have drunk them all in one sitting.