Noah's Problem

[Patsy33]

When the ark settled safely after the flood, Noah commanded to all the animals, "Go forth and multiply" He went back into the ark only to find two snakes still sitting at the back. So he commanded again," Go forth and multiply" Still they sat there. So Noah asked,"Why do you not follow my commands?" With their flickering tongues they replied, "Noah, we can't go forth and multiply, we're Adders!...

[Canary42]

They could always use logs.

[Chipchopper]

Doh....Asp a silly question :-)

[Patsy33]

Do you think Noah can count on those two?

[DTCwordfan]

Moses divided the waters of the Red Sea, Noah the fornication and multiplying, the snakes the adders - what about the subtraction - the number of piggies or Muslims that Israel has taken out?

[Patsy33]

Could be, unless someone else got a better answer?..........

[THECORBYLOON]

Would the subtraction not be done by the mynahs?

[Patsy33]

Yes of course, that figures......