Play Nicely!...

[Patsy33]

There is discord in the orchestra. In the string section, the guitarist accuses someone in the brass section of blowing their own trumpet, and told him to tone it down. The trumpeter looked at guitarist and said, "Is that a fret?!......

[Ken4155]

The groovy sax player, a curry lover, caused a bit of a stink with his woodwind.

[Patsy33]

He's going to have to face the music...

[marval]

I bet he didn't score after that Ken

[Patsy33]

He wants to compose himself....

[frugalfred]

Who's that chap calling a chat line on his sexophone?

[Ellipsis]

How could he descant to that level?

[Patsy33]

Heard there's a love triangle going on. There's going to be re-percussions.......

[elliemay1]

Accordian to who?

[DTCwordfan]

yet someone more playing with their organ.....

[Togo]

The Harpist can 'pluck' off as well.

[Patsy33]

Harmonica loves to play along with the rhythm section..

[DTCwordfan]

I'm appalled that the orchestra are conducting themselves like this. Henry Wood would be tuning in his grave at the prospect.

[Jackdaw33]

I'm not sure I get all this. What's the point of keeping a dog when you're going to Bach yourself. You might just as well go out and get Brahms and Liszt, though at my age it would be a bit too much to Handel.

[marval]

Have you been chopin vegetables Jackdaw

[Patsy33]

What would Simon Rattle say?...

[Patsy33]

Some of these musicians got some brass neck....