Play Nicely!...

[Patsy33]

There is discord in the orchestra. In the string section, the guitarist accuses someone in the brass section of blowing their own trumpet, and told him to tone it down. The trumpeter looked at guitarist and said, "Is that a fret?!......

[elliemay1]

Now now, we don't want any violince!

[elliemay1]

...or someone is going to get drummed out.

[Patsy33]

I heard there was trouble in percussion section. Two cymbal players clashed....

[RATTER15]

I hear one guy even ate his cornet, whilst being watched by another guy with a horn!

[tamborine]

Pianist threw his keys to the wind

[elliemay1]

Don't know what they're all harping on about!

[Patsy33]

The woodwind section said it's all been blown out of proportion...

[Bazile]

and in the meantime the conductor is franticly waving his wand

[marval]

Cello Patsy, I like this joke

[marval]

Jo who did George Formby impressions drove everyone mad. The conductor said he was going to banjo

[Patsy33]

Cello Marval! I hear Bill Clinton is Sax mad....

[marval]

They have a new percussionist, he is called Tim pani

[Ellipsis]

It's no good calling the police. If euphonium they'll just say it's tuba'd.

[Patsy33]

Why? Someone been on the fiddle?

[marval]

He said it wasn't him, but he is such a lyre.

[Patsy33]

The violinists have been plucking up courage to shop him....

[aelmpvw]

i wanted to learn to play the harp but there were too many strings attached

[marval]

Come zither and I will tell you what he did.

[Patsy33]

Was it a major or minor incident?

[marval]

Well he stole a serpent.