In A Spin

[Patsy33]

My wife has just left me. She said I was obsessed with cricket. It's really hit me for six.

[vulcan42]

Howzat then?

[Jomlett]

He bowled a maiden over...

[Tilly2]

You're stumped then!

[Patsy33]

It's over, but I'm sure he'll rise from the Ashes....

[helmsman]

No surprise then, that she bailed on you

[retrocop]

you are now on a sticky wicket!

[cupid04]

She got the runs then...

[Patsy33]

....and he did!

[retrocop]

Couldn't really give a full toss.You were the one who treated her boundary.

[aelmpvw]

i'm going to boycott this thread

[retrocop]

Probably found someone more Beefie

[retrocop]

Just you under the covers now. :-(

[marval]

Did a Dickie Bird tell you that joke?

[tonyav]

Bet that caught you out.

[marval]

You should have stopped wearing that bowler hat.

[Patsy33]

He'll be all white...

[EDDIE51]

She caught a full toss in her crease?

[Patsy33]

That's enough to drive her bats!

[webbo3]

My wife threatened to leave me because of my obsession with the Monkees, I thought she was joking, then I saw her face.


Dave.

[scorpiojo]

..now you're a believer?