Penne Pasta Factory

[flandan2507]

There's a bloke working at a penne pasta factory - getting all stressed and making a bit of a scene because he pasta is coming out the wrong shape. His colleague turns to him and says 'Stop making such a fusilli!'

[Buenchico]

He'd originally tried making a giant sheet of pasta and then sawing it up into little pieces but he eventually came to realise that the penne is mightier than the sawed ;-)

[Jackdaw33]

F off, Chico, that is dreadful.☺

[flandan2507]

The saddest guy in the factory is the one who's filling cannelloni

[-Talbot-]

These pun threads are getting pasta joke

[Chipchopper]

This could Spiral out of control!

[retrocop]

Shuddah your mouffff or I gnocchi your head off.

[DTCwordfan]

ISIL have, apparently, hidden bombs in tins of Alphabet Spaghetti.

If they go off, they could spell disaster.

[marval]

My sister told me I couldn’t build a car out of spaghetti.

You should have seen the look on her face as I drove pasta