A Fishy Tale.

[Patsy33]

Someone's just thrown a bottle of Omega 3 tablets at me. I only received super fish oil injuries. I could have been krilled......

[Khandro]

I could have been krilled...... or even knocked off your perch

[Patsy33]

Luckily, I just need to dab some antiseptic on.

[bookbinder]

You must have been in the wrong plaice.

[frugalfred]

Hit hard by a cod's wallop?

[Chipchopper]

The antiseptic was a good move, you don't want salmonella

[Patsy33]

Oh Cod, oil keep an eye on it...

[marval]

Off to bed soon, time I was a kipper.

[tonyav]

Salmon enchanted evening.

[Patsy33]

...you may see a rainbow..trout...

[marval]

I saw a fish lying in the sun the other day, it was a basking shark.

[tonyav]

I'm surprised that he wasn't out roeing his boat, marval.

[marval]

He was having a rest from his job as a piano tuna.

[Zacs-Master]

No trout in my mind. The person was Gill-ty.

[marval]

I knew some fin was wrong.

[tonyav]

How's that, marval. Had he fallen off his motor pike.

[Patsy33]

Eel Carp on about that!..

[tonyav]

Tell him to bream on, Patsy.

[Khandro]

Anyone got an aspirin, this thread is givin' me a haddock.

[Patsy33]

You poor sole.....

[marval]

My friend Ann Chovy likes this joke.