Pun Down On The Farm.

[Patsy33]

I took my grandchildren to our local farm, as the Farmer Mr. Barnyard, kindly said we could visit anytime. My neighbours warned me he likes to gossip, a muckraker......

[Patsy33]

I noticed he had some crop circles in his field. I asked him if he done it with his tractor. He said " No, with a protractor "....

[Chipchopper]

My monies on a serial killer :-)

[tonyav]

That was a bit corny, Chipchopper.

[Chipchopper]

It was oat so simple, Tone.

[Patsy33]

Wheat a minute, there's not a grain of evidence!....

[marval]

It depended on who drew the short straw, but hay what do I know.

[tonyav]

Well somebody grassed him up.

[marval]

They will have to combine all the answers

[magicmick]

He looked a bit sheepish when they gave him bail.

[marval]

Giving him bail was a load of old bull

[Patsy33]

The children noticed the farmer's bull in the field taking a little nap. He said " Oh, you've noticed my bulldozer then!..

[magicmick]

I did hear his dog has wind, I believe it's a colic dog.

[Patsy33]

I noticed he had some more cows. He said the udder ones had been moved.

[tonyav]

I'd herd that to, Patsy.

[Patsy33]

The pigs looked disGRUNTled. Still, it's snout to do with me....

[marval]

The hens did the crop circles, but they were egged on.