First Ever

[marval]

NatWest have installed the first ever cash machine in a tree in Epping Forest.

If it proves successful, they might open them in other branches.

[Patsy33]

I've only just twigged this is a joke!..

[marval]

Well I thought I would branch out

[retrocop]

Glad they didn't do it in Sherwood Forest. Some robbin hoods round there.

[marval]

Well wood you believe it.

[retrocop]

They call them Ash Points.

[Patsy33]

Is it the silver birch or copper beech?

[retrocop]

More ash points round our neck of the woods would be most poplar. People would pine for them.

[retrocop]

Hope they are kept spruce.

[Patsy33]

Don't you think some people might be sycamore branches opening up?

[maggiebee]

Think they're bark(ing) mad!

[marval]

Some people didn't want so many opening up, they started an anti campaign, it's called "Leaf it out."

[tonyav]

Good idea, it's oak kay with me.

[marval]

Yew could be right tony.

[tonyav]

I could do with stopping off at that Epping forest cash machine before I go to the larch lap dancing club.

[marval]

You told Mrs av it was fencing classes

[tonyav]

I tried to, marval. But she just shed it off.

[Togo]

They will be starting their own privet hedge fund next.

[marval]

The local dogs have said pecan be done by this tree.

[Togo]

They will need to get the Ley of the landi before exposing their chestnuts, marvel.

[marval]

I think so Togo, also they must not get their fir wet.